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October 2015

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DARREN CRISS

BREAKING NEWS. Brace yourselves......


A ground breaking convo between me and queenbellaloca about the various lies being cooked up about the Glee cast.

It gets a little intense. Read at your own risk......


Bambi says:
 i'm sure its lies bb

Brigitte says:
 prolly lol

Bambi says:
 OMFG CORY AND MARK H8 EACH OTHER! LEA IS A DIVA! AMBER IS THIS! CHRIS IS THAT! NAYA SMASHES CARS!
   k.

Brigitte says:
 CORY LOVES CHICKEN!
 CHRIS IS ADORBS
!
Bambi says:
 NAYA IS SEXY!

Brigitte says:
 MARK GUNS ARE HOT!

Bambi says:
 HEATHER CAN DANCE!
 CHORD DRINKS PROTEIN SHAKES!

Brigitte says:
 DIANNA IS BEAUTIFUL
!
Bambi says:
 AMBER IS BLACK!
 CHARICE IS SHORT!

Brigitte says:
 GROFFLES IS GROFFLES!

Bambi says:
 oh my god.
 you did not just go there.

Brigitte says:
  I DID

Bambi says:
 hwo could you even say something like that about someone?

Brigitte says:
 I'M HARDCORE

Bambi says:
 especially when you don't even know that person!
 accusing someone of being groffles isn't a light subject, you know

Brigitte says:
 GROFFLES IS THE BIGGEST GROFFLE THAT EVER GROFFLED A GROFFLE.

Bambi says:
 girl, seriously
 you're gonna get targeted for a hate crime or something

Brigitte says:
 GROFFLE ME
.
Bambi says:
 i.. i can't be associated with you
 people who trollop around just throwing words around like groffles, i just.. i can't

Brigitte says:
 LICK MY LEFT GROFFLE
.
Bambi says:
 that's seriously hateful.

Brigitte says:
 GO GROFFLE YOURSELF
.
Bambi says:
 i hope you get groffled.
 LOL



Moral of the story? ....Not all gossip us true :P Except that Groffles is Groffles. That is totally truefax. NS2S!!!

Comments

Seriously though. You have got to stop saying that. If the wrong person hears that you're calling him Groffles... Eesh. I wouldn't wanna be you.

:P
MY EYES ARE UP HERE, I AM A PERSON WITH FEELING GET OUT OF MY GRILL! I AM A POWERFUL WOMAN AND MY GROWNING FEMINISIM WILL CUT YOU DOWN LIEK A RIGHTEOUS BLADE OF EQUALITY!
rofl i loved that part all her head bobbing cracked me up

DON'T FORGET TO FIX YOUR PONY BEFORE CLASS!

YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT AT SUPERCUTS!!!!
YOU THINK THAT'S HARD? TRY BEING A GROFFLES.

THAT'S HARD.
I'M GOING TO BUY YOU A KITTEN. I'M GOING TO LET YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT KITTEN. THEN ONE NIGHT, WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, I'M GOING OT STOW AWAY INTO YOUR HOME AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
YOUR RESENTMENT IS DELICIOUS.
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BOARD THE SUE SYLVESTER EXPRESS.

DESTINATION: HORROR.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME IS THAT YOU'RE FREAKISHLY TALL! I FEEL LIKE A WOODLAND CREATURE!
Oh, hey. I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of little elves who live in your hair.
Oh, and Boobs McGee – you’re demoted to the bottom of the pyramid so when it collapses your exploding sandbags will protect the squad from injury. Now take your juicy, unripened chest and get the hell out of my office.
THAT'S CAUSE IT'S FROMUNDA CHEESE
You’ll deafen them with the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together
PLEASE GET STERILIZED.
ASS-BERHAM LIN-COLON
AND WE HAVE A JUMPER.
IF BY SOMEONE, YOU MEAN THE TENDER CROOK OF MY ELBOW.
I NEED YOU LIKE I NEED AN ASSHOLE ON MY ELBOW. RIGHT HERE! AN ASSHOLE! THAT'S HOW MUCH I NEED YOU.
WHY? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY? NO NO NO NO NO I WILL NOT LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE THE TABLE! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOU PRETTY BOY! AND FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH-A!
finno

And I'm done. :P
YOU'RE ALL COFFEE AND NO OMELET.
*can't... breathe.... laughing... too much*

"GO GROFFLE YOURSELF" XD
:D! Glad we gave you a giggle lol
what in the world this have to do with the rumors that mark might be introuble
we are making fun of the fact that rumors like that are complete and utter bullshittery, by saying things that are completely obvious and pretending they're scandalous. lol
lol yeah i got once i started talking to bri
hey no finn "were about to go braveheart" line lol